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| 2 | Just The Two Of Us |
| 3 | Valujet |
| 4 | You're Old (Fuck You) |
| 5 | Hootie And The Blowfish |
| 6 | Hungry Hungry Hippos |
| 7 | I'm In Anal Cunt |
| 8 | Jack Kevorkian Is Cool |
| 9 | Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache |
| 10 | Locking Drop Dead In Mcdonalds |
| 11 | Pottery's Gay |
| 12 | Recycling Is Gay |
| 13 | Richard Butler |
| 14 | Technology's Gay |
| 15 | We Just Disagree |
| 16 | Windchimes Are Gay |
| 17 | You're A Cop |
| 18 | You're Gay |
| 19 | You're In A Coma |
| 20 | Your Kid Is Deformed |
| 21 | You |
| 22 | You've Got Cancer |
| 23 | You've Got No Friends |
| 24 | You Are An Interior Decorator |
| 25 | You Are An Orphan |
| 26 | You Can't Shut Up |
| 27 | You Drive An Iroc |
| 28 | You Got Date Raped |
| 29 | You Go To Art School |
| 30 | You Have Goals |
| 31 | You Keep A Diary |
| 32 | You Live In A Houseboat |
| 33 | You Look Adopted |
| 34 | You Own A Store |
| 35 | You Play On A Softball Team |
| 36 | You Sell Cologne |
| 37 | 311 Sucks |
| 38 | Because You're Old |
| 39 | Branscombe Richmond |
| 40 | Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp |
| 41 | You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear |
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