Текст песни Funky Cold Medina

Alright, dig it

Cold cooling at a bar, and I'm looking for some action
But like Mike Jagger said,
I can't get no satisfaction.
The girls are all around,
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm looking def, yo,
What's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all locking at the other end of the bar
Having drinks with some no-name chump,
When they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?",
He said,
"Funky Cold Medina".

"Funky Cold Medina"

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass,
And the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion,
And she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me,
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house
For the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm say in?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said,
"Hi, my name is Sheena" Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina - http://ru.motolyrics.com/tone-loc/funky-cold-medina-lyrics.html
I thought she'd be good to go with a little
Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink,"
I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips,
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib,
And everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed,
It was a big old mess,
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out,
I don't fool around
with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure
For the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted,
And you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
For Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks,
I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
Instead she started talking 'bout plans for our wedding
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says,
I'll be seeing ya"
That's why I found you don't play around
With the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm say in
That Medina's a monster, yeah

Funky Cold Medina