Текст песни Beelzeboss

Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait, Waaait, Waaait you mother-fucker
We challenge you to a rock-off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage it's the only way
(KG) What are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON'S GEL!Tenacious D - Beelzeboss - http://ru.motolyrics.com/tenacious-d/beelzeboss-lyrics.html
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NO! c'mon Kage lets fight his music with our music
(KG) There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamojam
(KG) Dude, we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(JB) Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear ya, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(KG) Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down
(JB) Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness,
Our rock it sauce
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the devil, we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME
C'MON, KAGE, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING, FUCKER!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OH, NO!

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came...
you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU, KAGE
AND FUCK YOU, JABLES
I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!!