Текст песни Monster

[Tech N9ne Talking]
Hey, turn that shit up a little bit Juan
So these motherfuckers can feel what I'm saying
Yea, like that
Yo

(Monstah!) [Repeat 4 times]

[Tech N9ne]
When I was 5 years old
I realized there was a road
At the end I would
Win lots of pots of gold
Kindergarden teacher knew I was impossible
Gots to grow dick quick
To cock the hoe
Evil breed
We smoke weed without seeds
Do dirty deeds
Feed foul fiends
What they need
Walk around with a switch blade
In 6th grade
You'll get blazed
If you display bits
Of Mitch Bade
Have you ever
Sold a preacher
Crack on Sunday?
Fucked your teacher?
7th grader
Under bleachers
Losing data
Smokin' reefer
Hasta dominico, hasta luego
Hasta le fuego
After I pop, I stop and I stay low
Damn clown from kan town
Many man found
There's a monster breeding
Here Nigga, stand down!

[Chorus]
(Monstah!)
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)
You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin niggas skat like me
(Monstah)
Droppin hella crack like me
(Monstah)
You can always act like me
(Monstah)
Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monstah)
Keep a hold of your rap tightly
(Monstah)
He just might be
(Monstah!)

[Verse 2 - Tech N9ne:]
It must be in my blood
It must be in my soul
I'm musty in the mud
I'm dusty in my clothes
Don't trust me I'm a scrub
Don't fuck with me I'm cold
I'm quick to hold a grudge
Don't touch me, I might explode
I'm made for wrong
I spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong
Had too many servants of homes
And niggas shittya
Hit me ya
Bitch I bowl into ya
Accidentally passing Chlamydia

[Don Juan]
What kinda nigga take ass
And never heard of safe sex
What kinda nigga never think of learnin'
Make his momma suck his dick while he's burnin'

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Who dat nigga drinkin liquor
With Slim Shady bumpin
Who shot dem niggaz down
On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!)Tech N9Ne - Monster - http://ru.motolyrics.com/tech-n9ne/monster-lyrics.html
Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil
lurks now
Who's that commiting sexual acts on church ground?

[Chorus]
(Monstah!)
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)
You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin niggas skat like me
(Monstah)
Droppin hella crack like me
(Monstah)
You can always act like me
(Monstah)
Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monstah)
Keep a hold of your rap tightly
(Monstah)
He just might be
(Monstah!)

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Momma never knew wassup
She never knew I would turn beast
When I grow up
She never thought that I'd know clutz
I hung with niggas in the hood
Who never gave a fuck
I'm a creature from a black platoon
Pass the shroom
Blasts for doom
With a half a moon
Still howlin', Lord knows
I been a very bad boy
Fuckin' little Roy in Forrest Hill cemetery
The definition of a bad boy
Use to hit niggas for runnin' into us
Never had joy
And I never ever really had toys
So I started playing with 38s
Making mad noise
Who killed fetuses
Who needed this TNB to get heated
Immediate
We get weeded be on some conceited shit
Many more coming
Because, Because, Because
It's dark up off in Kansas City
Nigga, Land of Oz

[Chorus]
(Monstah!)
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)
You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin niggas skat like me
(Monstah)
Droppin hella crack like me
(Monstah)
You can always act like me
(Monstah)
Ain't gotta be black like me
(Monstah)
Keep a hold of your rap tightly
(Monstah)
He just might be
(Monstah!)

[Tech N9ne Talking]
That's real
It's just a piece baby
It's just a little piece of the story
Got much much more to tell y'all!
Shyea!

[Chorus]
(Monstah!)
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)
You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin niggas skat like me
(Monstah)
Droppin hella crack like me
(Monstah)

Monstah! [Repeat 4 times]