Текст песни I Think I Farted

This is for all my ladies out there
who have a problem with their gas

We're at a party I'm feeling farty
so I'm say I need to make a phone call
I look around and without a sound I quietly fart on the wall

I think I'm in the clear until you appear
there's no way for me to hide
you said, what's that smell, stinks like hell
as if a small animal just died

Chorus:
Rotten gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh,
Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh.
I think I farted (on the wall)
I think I farted (on the wall)
I think I farted (on the wall)
I think I farted

You're fast asleep when I feel one creep
I try to keep it inside the bed
but like a good wine, the ages with time
it's rotting and it's starting to spread

You wake up in fear, that a fire is near
from the smell of my own gaja vin
with no one else to frame, I take the blame
you can't believe it's been me the whole time

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Rotting gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh,
Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh.
I think I farted (in the bed)
I think I farted (in the bed)
I think I farted (in the bed)
I think I farted

On the couch, on the wall,on the table, on the floor,
beware at my stench it's rotten to the core
I'm a lady in the street but I smoke up the bed
just one quick whiff and you wind up dead

No matter how hard I pray
my gas wont go away I know that it's not okay

But please, please don't say goodbye,
I know that most girls try to keep thier flatulence inside
but I can't lie
I need a man who knows i pass a lot a gas
the smell of ass it's here to last for infinity beyond

Chorus:
Rotten gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh,
Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh, I definitely farted
I think I farted, on the wall, I think I farted in the bed
I think I farted on the TV, I think I farted
Rotten gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh,
Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh,
I think I farted, on your cat, I think I farted, on my cat
I think I farted, on photo of Mitt Romney I think I farted
Oh crap I just shit my pants.