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Текст песни Fishin' Hole

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Stephen Lynch - Текст песни Fishin' Hole

Wanna have some quality time with my son

So I brought him down to the fishin' hole

Didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand

Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole

Said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream"

"Let your old man buy you a treat"

But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall

Started crying, and ran into the street...

He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole

I swear it just don't float my boat

Always crying, always crying

Made me wanna punch him in his little throat

Called my lady up to tell her what had happened

How our son had run away

She said, "Don't worry, baby, I will talk to him"

"And everything will be okay"

My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole

Her assholishness is off the charts

Always perfect, always perfect

Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts

I decided I'd go down to the bar

And drown my sorrows in a beer

But the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations'

'We'll open up again next year'...

That bar is an asshole, it's an asshole

Oh, the worst bar in the land!
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Always closing, always closing

Can't punch a bar, cause you'll hurt your hand

I went home to forget about my troubles

Sat down in my favorite eazy chair

But I couldn't relax from the pain I was feelin'

As my hemorrhoid began to flair...

My asshole's an asshole, a real butthole

Needs to put his asshole-self in check!

Always burning, always itching

Made me wanna punch him in his asshole neck

Late one night, lyin' awake in bed

Mmmm, a realization came

Are there really assholes everywhere I look?

Or am I the one to blame?

Maybe I just do not say the things I should say

And I don't do the things I ought

So I took a good, hard look at myself in the mirror

And this is what I thought...

The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole, he's an asshole

Son of a bitch said it was antique

He was lyin', he was lyin'

Made me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek

I'm on a real asshole streak

I could open up an asshole boutique

I think this song has reached it's peak

Goodbye, you assholes, see you next week!

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