Текст песни The Jerry Springer Episode

She was ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

She had an attitude
Of monumental magnitude
Couldn't take her anywhere without the broad actin' rude
Even with yo' family she had no gratitude
I took her to my mom's crib she started snappin' on the food!
Goes without sayin' that my moms wasn't feelin' it
Wild out, tried to hit shorty with a skillet
I held moms back, told old girl to leave
But moms already had a handful of weave
Shorty got style so she could bob n weave
Moms dropped the skillet n rolled up her sleeves
Cornered off the kitchen with grace n ease
Hit her with a three piece and brought her knees
There wasn't too much I could say
Cause I already told shorty "moms don't play"
I know it's kinda hard to believe,
But the worst part is that this popped off on Christmas Eve
And after all the drama me and shorty been through, I can't front
She still my boo
After all the drama me and shorty been through, I can't front
She still my boo

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

She had a attitude
That made her hard to deal with
One night we was at the club on some chill shit
I had a Long Island gettin' nice and drinkin'
I spotted the next man across the bar peepin'
Thinkin' I don't mind if he scopes out my honey
Cause she wants me to buy her drinks but I'm outta money
On the reals
Seein' dude kinda made me happy
So I decided to slide and let him play the sugar daddy
"Hey boo, I'm about to slide to the bathroom
Get some more loot for you
But I'll be back soon.
And I better not catch you creepin' on me neither
Or somebody might be getting slapped with this empty Zima"
I was perpin', just to see how she'd react
But I'll be damned if dude wasn't in my seat when I came back
I walked up, so only she could see me
With a bottle in my hand like I was 'bout to sneak 'im
Face ice swellin' and she went for the baby
Cause before I could say a word, she slapped him in the face!Soul Position - The Jerry Springer Episode - http://ru.motolyrics.com/soul-position/the-jerry-springer-episode-lyrics.html
Talkin' 'bout, "I said I had a man, get outta here.
I can't believe you would try to steal my man's chair"
Dude turned around like "you da man?"
I'm like "Hell nah!"
So he socked her in the jaw!
Took of his jacket like he was 'bout to house her
But before they could square off, here come the bouncers!
10 deep, tryin' to squash the action
Meanwhile I'm in the front row, steady laughin'
Never seen bouncers that raw
They kicked shorty's ass from the bar to the door
By the time they finally tossed her ass outside
I had already pulled around and was waitin' in a ride
She was like, "I thought you was my man, what happened to you?!"
I'm like, "Aw girl, I was tryin' to help but they was holdin' me back boo!"
She was like, "But how you just gonna say you ain't my man?"
"I was tryin' to confuse him but you ruined my plan!"
And after all the drama me and shorty been through, I can't front
She still my boo
After all the drama me and shorty been through, I can't front
She still my boo

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

She had an attitude
Too stuck up to eat fast food
I wanted Taco Bell
She like, "you cheap as hell"
See I wanted a chalupa but I knew she would be frontin'
So I told her it was either Taco Bell, or nothin'
I had the upper hand cause she hadn't ate in hours
But she snatched my twenty dollars, and ran up to the counter,
And by the time I got inside, she'd already ordered
So I played the background like I didn't even know her
Next thing I know she started yellin' 'bout her order
Talkin' to the girl behind the counter, screamin' on her
And when she walked around the corner to get a drink,
The cashier looked at the cook and gave a wink,
Aw, I knew right then and there she was about to take a loss
The cook cleared his throat and gave her taco special sauce
I took her to the side and tried to tell her she got played
Then I realized, she didn't gimme my change!
Hmm. So I decided to be quiet
Sat back n laughed as I watched the broad bite it
"Yeah how that taste, it's alright? Word. It's good? Ok cool, yeah. Glad you like it"

She was ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed

Ill
With looks that fit the bill
Lips like Mary J
Eyes like Lauren Hill
Body like Big Les
Backyard and thick legs
But the only time we got along was in the bed