Текст песни Tips On Marriage

I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE YEARS.
THATS ONE STORY. MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING.
I'VE LEARNED SOME SHIT BOUT MARRIAGE.
NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH THE WORDS YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER.
IF YOU GET TO "ER" YOU TAKE OFF RUNNIN YOU WONT SEE
THE POODY POO FOR QUITE SOME TIME AFTER THAT EITHER.
I ALSO LEARNED THIS. IF YOUR WIFE SAYS TO YOU WE NEED
TO TALK. HORSE SHIT START A FIRE IN THE HOUSE.
ITS EASIER TO DEAL WITH. BECAUSE WHEN YOUR WIFE SAYS
TO YOU WE NEED TO TALK IT DOES NOT MEAN WE NEED TORodney Carrington - Tips On Marriage - http://ru.motolyrics.com/rodney-carrington/tips-on-marriage-lyrics.html
TALK. IT MEANS YOU NEED TO SIT AND LISTEN WHY I TELL
YOU ALL THE WAYS YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN UP.
THATS WHAT THAT MEANS. YOU AINT NEVER GONNA HEAR A
MAN SAY WE NEED TO TALK UNLESS WE CAUGHT A DESIESE
WHILE WE WAS FISHIN. THAT CAN HAPPEN.
IT HAPPENED TO ME. SEE WHAT I KNOW BOUT EVERY WOMAN
IS THIS. EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD THINKS THAT SHE IS
A PRINCESS. AND ITS NOT THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY HAVE
BEEN TOLD THAT SINCE TH