Текст песни This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich

(Spoken)
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking this is a song.
Well, I guess I'll just have to show you,
Exactly where you are wrong!

(Pre-Chorus)
Why aren't you feelin' the cheese?
Why aren't you hearin' the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it.
You don't understand.
I will explain it all one,
I can explain it all twice.
Making it clear to your brain,
Until you're taking a bite.

(Chorus)
It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver,
It's not the D.M.V. 'cause it doesn't make you wait.
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy,
It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Marry-Kate.
It can't be dirty dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit,
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face.
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome,
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't a space... bar!

(Pro-Chorus)
Because this is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
Now, no more of your vile filthy lies!

(This is a song)
No, it's a sandwich!
(Uh... but it's a song)
No, it's a sandwich!

(Spoken)
So what are you thinking?
Still think this is a song?
Do require more proof?
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(Pre-Chorus)
Why aren't you feelin' the meat?
Why aren't you hearin' the bread?
If you don't listen you'll miss it.
You're making me sad
I will explain it all one,
I can explain it all twice.
And then again and again,
Until you're taking a bite.

(Chorus)
It couldn't chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry,
It's can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough.
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy,
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff.
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky,
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint.
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny,
It couldn't be a song 'cause doesn't have a point!

(Pro-Chorus)
Because this is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
It's realy just a hoggie in disguise.

(I'm pretty sure this is a song)
No, it's a sandwich!
(Song)
Sandwich!
(Song!)
Sandwich!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?)
No, it's a sandwich!

Letus, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olive, onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salamie, noodles, pizzas, tires, crowbars!

You bought (or stole) this dumb C.D.
Now, you are suffering,
Driving home, working out, at your job,
At your house or wherever, on your iPod.