| 1 | Here's Your Valen-time-bomb |
| 2 | I Got A Fever |
| 3 | Angels On Speed-dial |
| 4 | Brace Yourself |
| 5 | Diocese To Exist |
| 6 | Frantic Time-code |
| 7 | Guilt |
| 8 | Here's Your Valentimebomb |
| 9 | If I Had Real Balls, It'd Be My "Away Message" |
| 10 | I Slept With The Nittany Liar |
| 11 | Jersey Girls Do It Better |
| 12 | Once Upon My Broken Facial Expression |
| 13 | Seven Shades Of Stupid |
| 14 | She's The Softest Sound In London |
| 15 | Trainrides |
| 16 | Won't Wait... |
| 17 | Cursus Honororum |
| 18 | Shop Till You Drop |
| 19 | A Prayer To Afflict The Comfortable |
| 20 | By The Time You Read This |
| 21 | Death Of A Salesman |
| 22 | Dellamorte, Dellamore |
| 23 | Father Figure |
| 24 | Let Freedom Ring |
| 25 | Power Of The Dragon's Wing |
| 26 | R.I.P. Cuba Gooding Jr |
| 27 | Roddy Piper's Magic Sunglasses |
| 28 | Siege Equipment For Spiritual Decline |
| 29 | So It Goes |
| 30 | Sugar, Free Donuts |
| 31 | The Hungry Ghost |
| 32 | The Null Set |
| 33 | The Taker Thunderbolt |
| 34 | Who Died And Made Us King? |
