Текст песни The Humpty Dance

(Ooh, oh, do me baby)
(Ooh, oh, do me baby)

Alright stop what ya doin'
'Cuz I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin money, see
So yo world, I hope ya ready for me
Now gather 'round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the underground
I'll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty
Pronounced with a 'Umpty'
Yo ladies, oh how I'd like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin tall, y'all
And just like humpty dumpty
Ya gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all ya crackas and ya licorice
Hey, yo, fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
That never stopped me from gettin busy
I'm a freak!
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy!
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' into girls pants
And I even got my own dance!

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump!
(Ooh, do me baby!)
C'mon! Do the humpty hump!
C'mon and do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Check me out, ya'll
Do the humpty hump!
Just watch me do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin'
Do the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump

People say "yo, Humpty, ya really funny lookin'"
Thats aight, 'cuz I get things cookin'
Ya stare
Ya glare
Ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I'm givin' more
Seein' on the floor
B, all the girls, they adore me!
Oh yes, ladies! I'm really bein' sincere
Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear!
My nose is BIG!
Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed!
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid.
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!
I get stupid
I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like 'luptid'
I sang or do what ya like
And if ya missed it
I'm the one who said "Just grab 'em in the biscuits!"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had ta do is give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my danceDigital Underground - The Humpty Dance - http://ru.motolyrics.com/digital-underground/the-humpty-dance-lyrics.html

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump!
(Ooh, do me baby!)
C'mon! Yea! Sexy baby!
Do the humpty hump!
C'mon and do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Sexy baby!
Do the humpty hump!
Everybody! Do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Do ya know what we're doin', doin'
Do the humpty hump
Watch me do the humpty hump

Aw, yeah, that's the break, ya'll
Let a little of that bass groove right here
A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit. A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit.
Aww, yeah!
Now that I told ya'll a little bit about myself, lemme tell ya'll a little about this dance.
It's real easy to do!
Check it out!

First I limp to the side like my legs was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, whack, funky
People say "Ya look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
Thats alright, 'cuz my body's in motion
Supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion!
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, ya'll, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when you appear to be in pain
Humpin'!
Funkin'!
Jumpin'!
Dig around, shakin' ya rump'n!
When a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stunt
Tell 'em "Step off! I'm doin' the hump!"

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump!
(Ooh, do me baby!)
Everybody! Do the humpty hump!
C'mon and do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
(Ooh, oh, do me baby!)
Do ya know what we're doin', doin'
Do the humpty hump
Watch me do the humpty hump

Black people!
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
White people!
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
Puerto Ricans!
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
Samoans!
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!

Lets get stupid!
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
(Gimme gimme the music!)
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
(Gimme gimme the music!)
Do the humpty hump!
Do the humpty hump!
Aw, yeah. Gonna break it down.
Yeah, Yeah! Sexy baby!
Once again, the underground is in the house.
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world.
Keep on doin' the humpty dance.
And to all the ladies, peace and humptiness forever!