Текст песни A Wicked Hardcore Christmas

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Have yourself a wicked hardcore Christmas
You know those Yankees lost
From now on the Red Sox are no longer cursed

Have yourself a friggin' awesome Christmas
I hope you totally hook up
Call THAT BROAD from high school that was always drunk

Once again we're livin' high school days
You know those wasted days of YORE
Hammered friends that are wicked fucked
They'll be pukin' up on the floor

Through the years we'll all be drunk in Boston
Doin' JAGER bombs
Call my brother Bobby so we can all get so high

Have yourself a wicked pisser Christmas
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Remember last year when she passed out in your brother's trunk?

Have yourself a friggin' awesome christmas
Come and sit right here
Don't be retarded let's SHOTGUN another beer

Shoppin' drunk down in Harvard Square
or was it Davis Square?
Who cares?
FANEUIL Hall can really suck my balls
but barbara rack (THE BLACK ROSE?) is so cool

Through the years we'll all be drunk in Boston
rootin' for the Sox
Go call my girl, I'm really way TOO friggin' drunk

Have yourself a wicked hardcore Christmas
Get your ass up and cheer
Sing loud Boston and raise your favorite pint of beer
And let's all wish the Sox another kick-ass year